“This coffee is making me horny“

Just Espresso in Como… what can i say, they make a great coffee!

Recent discussions with her parents revealed that from a very young age, the signs of true a lettuce fetish were there….

Upon seeing cabbage on her plate for the very first time at her Aunty’s house, a young Miss Feisty (All of about 5), with an upturned nose, promptly said:

“My Mum doesn’t cook our lettuce!”

Overheard while Scarlett was chatting to JB:  “I am feminine, so bugger off…”

Staf’s reply when accused of chatting up the bar girl at REACTOR:

“Well you were doing pretty well with those two five foot hispanic gentlemen…”

JB to Fiesty (while sitting around chatting after Kel’s last BNO (big night out) in Perth: ”Whatcha doing over there Miss Holly?”

Fiesty to JB:  “Coping.”

One shady bender morning in Jan 04… I sipped my newly poured beverage “Jesus how much alcohol’s in this?” since it burnt my throat & i could barely breath.
An hour or so later the next drink i supped of had no alcohol content at all. Or so i thought until Foxy pointed out that […]