Inside every fat chick is a skinny one waiting to emerge….
…and she’s hungry…

Sassy’s friend Matt on Sat morning after I refused to scull a double shot of Bacardi…

“You know what they say in India…”

“No, what do they say?”

“Get it India”

London boy Ming to our little Jade :

“Darling, your not sweating like a pig… you’re  GLOWING like a pig!”

Jade ’s observations on her new job:

“I really think that I need a new signature, because now I’m spending my days writing letters to dead people!”