“Remembering things??…. That’s SO five minutes ago!”

I like the cut of your jib!  

“It’s not a TUMA!”  [something it always helps to yell out Arnold Schwartzenegger style after sculling cheap wine… helps the pain go away.  see ‘Documents’ page for the inspiration!!]

Connector: I love that Sas has moved in…i’m just preparing me liver for destruction !

Sas: Obviously i would love you to come. it wouldn’t be the same without you bla de bla de bla !!! what more can i say?

“After much experimentation I have concluded the gutters are drier in Perth!”

Intelligent trashbag analysis from the london puff contingent