HSHRN Hansel trying to describe a (non puff of course) friend of his…… “I love her, she’s one of my best friends…. but she’s a FUCKING NIGHTMARE.”

This joke is best repeated often for maximum fun….. eg.  - “what was it like? - it was a FUCKING NIGHTMARE.”  “how are you?”  “it’s all a bit of a […]

How many times have we all heard this one on a heady night out…

Squeals of laughter ….  ”Oh man thats so funny, I HAVE to put that on the poignant puff” …. lots more laughter….

5 seconds later …  “Oh shit, what did you just say again…? ”

“Oh god, can’t remember for  the life of me!”

the only dangerous amount of gloria is none

Talk to the trawlers…

They can be people too

(for further information, visit Sapphire Bar, on the stairs going from bottom level to dance floor level)

Taxi Beast: ” Which way do i turn to get to your house”

Zed monster: ” I have no idea i am a banana “

Troublle + Giraffe-boy: “good looking people always win“