“Why feel good tomorrow when you can DRINK tonight”
Wise words from JB one late sunday

“I’d love to come out but unfortunately I’m not fit for public viewing”
The reason why puffs don’t go to the pub on day 3

“Well nobody cares who won, it’s the photos that matter.”

Tasty buns when Lon & Sass came last in croquet.

“I don’t care if it’s not hard, I’ll just stuff it in and wiggle around”.

Horny Puff

Which boat are you?

Anonymous.

“We wouldn’t be friends with someone unless they’re hot. It’s shallow but its true.”

Sassy