“I LOVE miss T. Of all your friends she’s really approachable… and she’s got nice breasts”

Heard by Sassy at the Garden Party

Where’s all the food?

Miss Piggy

There’s something wrong with this glass - I keep spilling my drink.

Tasty Buns

“I’m not drunk….. I just look like I am.” 

Why limit myself to being satisfied with one relationship when I can be dissatisfied by an infinite variety? (located on AOLmatch.com. Finally someone gets me!)

JB on why i was more tired at the end of my week in Perth then when i got off the plane:

“Its not jet lag Feisty… it’s Booze lag!”