Archive for February, 2007

BOLLYWOOD is the NEW RELIGION

Saturday, February 24th, 2007

Puff Princesses! Namaste!
hello hello, your name? your country?
It’s a wild wild land India. It’s an onslaught of incence and diesel and masala and chilli and cardamon and grass and sewage and chai and tobbacco and cinnamon and all the other stuff I can’t identify yet…
In pursuit of Puff-ness I’m off to Colaba Causeway in Mumbai (Bombay) […]

Princess: A modern fairy tale

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

Physiorobics

Sunday, February 18th, 2007

Noun (Pronounced <Fizz-E-oh-Robe-iKS>)
Definition: A combination massage / acupuncture / rehab, instructor led dance exercise framework for the post-impact-damaged convalescing party animal.
As designed by: Andrew, Mon and Zeus

Bag shine

Friday, February 16th, 2007

Bag Shine the modern person’s Moon Shine that scroungers traffic through pubs and clubs in the secret vessel of a handbag.
Also known as the act of ‘dipping into Gloria’s Purse‘

Love Inn Valentine Ball

Friday, February 16th, 2007

Saturday 17th Feb 07
9pm - 4am
Admission: Free before 9pm, £10 after | Advance tickets
The Big Chill House, Kings Cross, London
The Big Chill honours the memory of their legendary Love-Inns with a Valentine Ball.
Seven years since the last Love-Inn, the frivolity continues with a very special dressy-but-jocular soiree. Four storeys of London’s stylishly revamped Big […]

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

The world is a skirt I want to lift up.   -Hanif Kureishi, author (1954- )