GILD
–verb (used with object), gild·ed or gilt, gild·ing.
1. to coat with gold, gold leaf, or a gold-colored substance.
2. to give a bright, pleasing, or specious aspect to.
3. to dip ones self  and / or offensively large diamonds in pure pedigree fools gold as a symbol of the highest societal ranking

Gunt:
Formed when excess stomach flesh hangs over and into a woman’s vaginal region so that her gut and c*nt merge as one.

www.thegardenfestival2007.com
Held in the sunny island paradise of Zadar, Croatia this is one seriously sweet deal for a bikini-clad holiday. Tickets are a measley £30 for 3 days of festival partying!
The line up is large, check out the website above for details - this festival has been touted as the next Glastonbury in the making by […]

The ear muffs you were wearing after excessive consumption of gloria, causing you to forget everything that was said the night before

HAIR and MAKEUP
DONE FOR FREE!
Hair magazine is in the process of shortlisting styling products for its 2007 awards and needs 10 women with long hair to spend the morning in a central London salon, where hairdressers will trial the products on their hair. In return, the volunteers will receive a goodie bag full of […]

Curtesy of ravishing ruff boy Tim, here is a FREE adventure just waiting to be lapped up by playful puffs. In Tim’s words:
DERBY DAY!!
Anyone fancy a day at the races?  On Saturday, 2nd June at Epsom it’s Derby Day and me and a few friends are going.  No tickets needed as we’ll be on the Hill and it’s free […]