Where do pirates go to get some R & R?
Hvarrrrr!!!

BENITACOLADA
The highly recommended Puff drink of choice whilst sailing the Adriatic Sea
*lashings of pineapple juice
*a dash of raspberry juice
*and a very big splash of vodka
*serve icy cold in a scooped out pineapple
(best consumed half naked)
mmm mmm mmm deeeeeeelicious!

"The Sea…she is my life"
JC

Sassy while trying to find her bikini the morning of Day 4 on the boat, "FUCK!"
Papa, "Yeesss" (very slowly)

"It looks like an abortion sandwich"
Hans Gruber, Day 4, commenting on the sight of the boat SS Paradise somewhere on the Adriatic Sea, the morning after an all night partying session.

Q: What’s a pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?
A: R
Q: How do you know if you’re a pirate?
A: You just arrrrggh!
Q: How do you find a pirate?
A: With a radarrrrrrrr
Q: What do pirates drink?
A: Vodkarrrrrrr! (of course!)