Noun (Pronounced <Fizz-E-oh-Robe-iKS>)
Definition: A combination massage / acupuncture / rehab, instructor led dance exercise framework for the post-impact-damaged convalescing party animal.
As designed by: Andrew, Mon and Zeus

After a rather detailed discussion with JB about the benefits of a Rhinofryer (when deep fried fish and mars bars just wont cut it), I got to thinking that many a fine idea has been had by members of our lively little group. Remember the Stillettos that had removable heels? So I think we should […]

A small floatation device that is dropped into a full pint of larger. A protruding rudder from the base of the device (with a sensor on the tip) remains waiting like a hungry eagle until the beer is drained to dangerously low levels of approximately 1/4 full. At this level the rudder will touch the […]

A gloria-lovers dream… you’ll never lose your phone on a drunken rampage again thanks to this gold plated ’snake-mail’ chain that attaches to your handbag, the other end attaches to a saftey catch on your phone. The catch is removable for unleashing and can be obtained from asian showbits-type stores - loop it through the […]

Why should people with weak bladder dysfunction get to have all the fun?? This is the thin, sterile tube you’ve always wished was available on those icy cold nights when you really cannot be fucked getting out of bed for a wee. Simply puncture a hole in your abdomen and insert into your bladder and […]

For those nights when Gloria and her little pals get the better of even the most beligerant alcoholics amoungst us! Simply whip out your mini GPS F&SL unit *small enough to attach to ankle, wrist, belt or god willing, inner thigh ;o)* and hunt away! Comes fitted with a handy hunting voice thatll sluuuuurrr the […]