"The Sea…she is my life"
JC

"It looks like an abortion sandwich"
Hans Gruber, Day 4, commenting on the sight of the boat SS Paradise somewhere on the Adriatic Sea, the morning after an all night partying session.

"It’s a mystery box"
Penny Lane commenting on the fridge aboard the SS Paradise on Day 4 after a long night of partying

Captain Vodka "Where are you going after this?"
First mate Sam "What do you mean? Emotionally or physically?"
Captain Vodka "Physically mate, physically"
It was the last day aboard the SS Paradise…

Overheard whilst aboard the SS Paradise as Puffs and Ruffs cannonballed overboard:
"That was a horsey of sorts"
Reply: "That was a donkey!"

SASSY was operating at 92% capacity
(80% drunk is the new black. Practise until you can hit and maintain 80% rather than crash and burn at 100%)