Excuse me, there’s womb on your face
(wear this when: a guy goes down on a girl who has her period - this is much more sophisticated than the Dolmio grin comment)

TSHIRT: Also available in SOBER!!

I DRINK IN MODERATION
Moderation is an imaginary place that exists wherever I am

From good old new years eve at the East Perth Tower of Terror….." NO ROOM " (for any more friends, we’re fully booked) "But we do have one opening for someone with a large catamaran, please take a form"

It’s all about me me me me me meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

cheap or free?