Where do pirates go to get some R & R?
Hvarrrrr!!!

Sassy while trying to find her bikini the morning of Day 4 on the boat, "FUCK!"
Papa, "Yeesss" (very slowly)

Q: What’s a pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?
A: R
Q: How do you know if you’re a pirate?
A: You just arrrrggh!
Q: How do you find a pirate?
A: With a radarrrrrrrr
Q: What do pirates drink?
A: Vodkarrrrrrr! (of course!)

"It’s like we shat all over this place with a double-barrelled shit gun"
Alexis, morning Day 4 aboard the SS Paradise

"Jump on!"
Said by Strika to the 3rd fatty to jump on his back, followed closely by….
a FACE PLANT!!

Come down to Geisha this Saturday to see Miss T DJing a back to back set with Sophie S from 11pm to 2am. Followed by the musical delights of Charlie Bucket and Joby Vaughan. A night not to be missed!